Sexy Voice

My brother got sick, and my stepmother told him to drink Mountain Dew, because that's apparently what they give people at the clinic where she works (she's a nurse). It seemed odd to me, because 1) I don't really like her all that much, and 2) I always thought Ginger Ale or generic lemon lime Shasta was the choice of public hospitals. Anyway, I couldn't come right out and tell him, "Honey, she's an idiot, and she's trying to shrink your penis!" because, what if she's right and Mountain Dew really does have some sort of restorative properties? (Oh, and I don't want to be the one to explain the Yellow 5 legend to him. That's what his peers are for.) It's always a good time for a Yellow 5 joke.