Tapeworms

For those of you who haven't heard, Glen "Big Baby" Davis of LSU, in a moment of jock-asshole ambition, exclaimed, "We've still got tapeworms in our bellies. We're still hungry." I realize no sex tape of his has been found (I don't even know if the guy is straight or even into sex), but I can imagine sex with him would be really, really annoying. I don't have a Jessica Simpson fetish.