Angelina Jolie.

I think there's some sort of unsaid, unwritten myspace rule: if you're a lesbian, you must dedicate 50% of your profile space to Angelina Jolie. Not that that's bad. AJ is totally fine as a role model (I know, some of you are screaming, "Homewrecker!", but, you know, she like helps kids in the 3rd world and rescues hot hunks from loveless marriages (okay, that I don't know about. And yes, I am referring to Billy Bob Thornton (Laura Dern trapped him!!!!) umm...I'm not sure where the next parenthetical mark is supposed to go and I'm too tired to count. It has come to this.). I'd rather women look up to Angelina Jolie than, say, Paris Hilton, because while Paris (and she's okay to exist. I won't deny her that right) always seems to be playing the naughty spoiled rich girl, Angelina Jolie always seems like she could totally wipe out entire city blocks and not say too much about it. Kinda like Donald Rumsfeld. That's hot. hooootttt.. (it's hard to do that Paris Hilton thing with the o's. You really need to say "HAHHHHTTT" But then it looks like you're laughing.) Anyway, I've known many guys who have said they're disgusted by Angelina Jolie, and perhaps she just works better as a lesbian sex symbol anyway. Who the fuck knows. I don't know how guys' brains work. Seriously. They seem to prefer an overly bleached blonde Jessica Alba to the darker brunette of her "Dark Angel" days. I make a shitty guy.