Sex Toy

This would've been even funnier if I had published it on Saturday, you know, when I meant to. St. Paul had some bizarre electrical outage that didn't exactly leave us in darkness, but it did shut down the Roseville Mall's JC Penny's, screwed with the brewers at Caribou Coffee, and gave the guys at the tire store across from Caribou a reason to take another break. Our cable connection in our building's been down. I just assumed it would've been fixed by Monday, but no...And the people at the desk are kinda getting bitchy towards me when I ask what's up with that shit. Not in so many words, mind you. I'm very polite. Anyway, now that I've sufficiently lost all of my readers, here's that take on the attempted South Carolina sex toy sale ban. I'm so on top of things.