Shareholder.
 I know. I can't believe it took Burger King so long to go public, too! I wish I knew who thought that creepy-looking bastard was a good idea.Oh, sure, I guess in terms of marketing, I noticed (I'm not much of a fast food eater), but damn. There's enough scary shit on tv, already. Maybe whoever will have a majority stake will also be creeped out. |
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M at 6:20 PM
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The Portly Gentleman in Aisle 5 said ...
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Eeeeekkk said ...
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post a commentHear, hear. That mascot is scarier than the legion of clowns that haunt my nightly dreams.
Oh yes, that mascot is the stuff of my worst nightmares. UGH! You read my mind.
One of our Canadian airlines, Westjet, insultingly calls all their employees owners (I guess they have a profit sharing plan- so what)- this is their ad campaign "So what do you do?" "I'm an owner of westjet." So they are marketing to delusional liars.
I Think I know who the knew Majority Share-holder will be: MacDonalds. Meaning we can expect a number of changes in the near future such as:
*New Shake flavors: Urine and Blood
*Burger King: Home of the Hanta Virus
*Special Sauce made from actual "special" people
*The Whopper made from 15% flame broiled "Beef*"
*Beef is a trademark of Burger King and does not imply that any cow products were used in the making of Burger King Products.
Oh wait...I'm pretty sure that's what's going on there now. Ahh...how many times have I stumbled into Burger King for a late-night case of drunk-munchies? Their slogan is "Wake up with the king." It should be "Wake up with remorse."
what i notice the most about the "burger king king" is that he has a propensity for waking up in bed with men, bringing treats to men's bedroom windows, and having otherwise homoerotic moments with them a'plenty. i do have to wonder what burger king is saying with this. maybe: "you may be a homophobic male bluecollar worker in the middle of a masculinity crisis, but that doesn't mean you should be embarassed about being touched inappropriately by a plastic king who feeds you unhealthy food to keep you from talking." or something along those lines.