Heather Mills

If Heather Mills should regret anything, it's doing porn in the 80's...not that you can really consider what she did to be "porn." Personally, I define "porn" as "having eight or more people or at least two donkeys involved." My standards are high. What Heather Mills did (from what I've seen) looks more like a edgier Olivia Newton John video. Hot. I don't know how people got off in the '80s. I was a little kid back then, so I didn't really get to experience the decade sexually, but looking back on it...wow. That would've been an entire decade of asexuality for me, thanks. And it's not just the idea of it being so long ago. I've seen pictures from the 70's and before that I've found arousing. Nothing from the 80s... Absolutely nothing. I'd like to blame that on Reagan. So, how unfortunate for Heather Mills to have done porn during that era, when, in my opinion, it didn't count. Anyway, hell apparently hath no fury like a Beatle scorned. But this is just Paul's comeuppance for Wings. I'm puzzled by the reaction to this though. With digital cameras and video cameras more readily affordable these days, tell me who hasn't made a sex tape? Taken naked pictures? Gotten a bad perm? Right. Now, everyone's gonna reply with "Not me!!!" Am I the only one?