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My dad went to school in England, so Cadbury has a special place in our house despite being owned by Nestle or Hershey or something like that. Sometimes, when my dad came home from work, he'd leave a huge bar of Cadbury Fruit 'n' Nut in the fridge, and we'd pick at it for a week. And now, when I want to find this particular bar, it's almost impossible. Once, I did find one, only to discover it was all stale and gross. Oh, but there's white chocolate Hershey bars by the assload. I'm such a loser.